trash garden

Vaporeon by matsushige


memes are just richard dawkins’ horcruxes


omg i missed the new year because

i went to pee and severely misjudged how long it would take

i began peeing in one year and finished in another


"tumblr is great except for…"

the neo-nazis? the violent misogynists? the white supremacists? the glorification of mass murderers? the blogs committed to telling marginalized people to commit suicide? the pedophiles?

"…the sjws."

ah, yes, clearly it’s the marginalized people trying to get rights. they are the problem here. because they’re occasionally overzealous. or something.




what’s cooler than cool?

absolute zero

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a rube-goldberg machine that starts with a marble and ends with full communism
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Would you rather visit a zoo or an art museum?

zoo! i love animals! i used to want to be one of those people in those documentaries where they went to like a jungle and were like “look at that bird! what a cool bird!” i love birds

What’s on your mind?

i’m reading some of the spooky stories i reblogged earlier and it’s a bad idea cuz its dark out and i’m easily spooked

Last time you wanted to be away from somewhere really bad?

last week at driver’s ed. it was six hours a day and extremely boring. i guess i should be used to that from school but still, it’s tedious


this is the scene of the crime


this is the scene of the crime